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This was contained in a funny little email I received today. Just some humorous food for thought. Have a great day-Chris

Here’s a solution to all the controversy over full-body scans & pat-downs at the airports – This is so simple that it’s brilliant.

All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will NOT X-Ray you, but WILL Detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.

This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be none of this crap about racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials. No body pat-down or invasive X-Rays.

I can see it now – – you’re in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, “Attention standby passengers, we now have an available seat……..”

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